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If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "Pop Goes The Weasel" over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.

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Feb 10, 2010 07:52 AM - Requests - by loverofstrife

If murdered, please teach my son fencing and then legally change his name to Inigo Montoya.

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Feb 23, 2010 07:35 AM - Light Messages - by MrBride

If murdered, please fill me with popcorn kernels, cremate.

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Feb 17, 2010 10:01 PM - Light Messages - by Jojo

If murdered, put a stake through my heart and cover me in glitter.

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Feb 10, 2010 08:35 PM - I Hope - by Edward

If murdered, please dress me in a Where's Waldo costume and leave me in a candy cane factory with a note reading, "You're too late."

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Mar 4, 2010 07:37 AM - Light Messages - by BJG

If murdered, you should know the secret ingredient in Coca-Cola's formula is one part cumin mixed with two parts sugar. THERE! Wow, it feels really great to get that off my

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Feb 10, 2010 07:43 AM - Heavy Messages - by BRD

If murdered please have someone play Free Bird on guitar hero at my funeral. Preferably with the sound turned down low enough that everyone can hear the awkward *click click click* of the buttons being pushed. Bonus points if the person messes up, pauses and restarts the song to get a better score.

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Feb 16, 2010 08:45 AM - Requests - by MrMattWright1221

If murdered, tell the media that I'm a white woman and that I was murdered by a black man to get national coverage. It will later be revealed that I am a black man, murdered by a white woman and the nation will have been touched. I'm on a horse.

#971
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Mar 6, 2010 07:39 PM - Requests - by Ed

If murdered, please find a way to frame Sarah Palin and / or Glenn Beck.

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Feb 16, 2010 12:25 PM - Requests - by atom

If murdered, freeze my body in carbonite until they discover a cure...for murder.

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Feb 11, 2010 08:10 AM - Requests - by JMoogs

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