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if murdered, question Egyptian cabbies in New York. Snow does not equal sand.

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Feb 26, 2010 09:57 AM - Who Killed Me - by Anonymous

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If murdered, it was my exgirlfriend. I put it in her butt...without her permission.

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Feb 25, 2010 09:53 AM - Who Killed Me - by SorryHoney

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If murdered, it was someone I don't know because everyone in the world just loves me.

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Feb 24, 2010 09:29 PM - Who Killed Me - by nesbitt

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If murdered, please rig my hands/coffin to start the slow clap immediately concluding my eulogy.

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Feb 22, 2010 03:15 PM - Who Killed Me - by Skeevy

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If murdered, please hunt down my killer and have my dead body surgically attached to his or her backside so that he or she may always feel the weight and burden of his or her actions. Also, feel free to molest him or her during the surgery. I think that would only be fair.

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Feb 22, 2010 12:44 PM - Who Killed Me - by Keet Dove

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If you're murdered, I did it.

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Feb 19, 2010 09:33 AM - Who Killed Me - by Skitlapimp

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If murdered, blame the tobacco companies- and then proceed to blame my teenage rebellion. It's fifteen years later now and I would love to get rid of this "pack-a-day" habit.

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Feb 18, 2010 06:11 AM - Who Killed Me - by GypsyDream

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If murdered, it was Boba Fett who turned me in. I never did trust that guy.

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Feb 15, 2010 09:55 AM - Who Killed Me - by Dean1000

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If murdered, apparently the virus can species jump without a catalyst. I told you so.

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Feb 14, 2010 08:19 PM - Who Killed Me - by Cinder

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If murdered, it was the alien invasion that the voices in my head have been warning me about.

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Feb 14, 2010 06:15 PM - Who Killed Me - by GypsyDream

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