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- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
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If murdered, expect haunting.

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Jan 29, 2010 07:17 AM - Who Killed Me - by austincaine

If murdered, who knew she would fight back so hard?

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Jan 28, 2010 05:54 PM - Who Killed Me - by TurnaboutsFairPlay

If murdered, please don't let Kanye West come to the visitation.

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Jan 28, 2010 10:04 AM - Who Killed Me - by meyersrt

if murdered, its most likely the husband of the woman i've been banging for 6 months.

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Jan 27, 2010 05:01 PM - Who Killed Me - by platinum_spork

If murdered, Jack Bauer probably pwned me.

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Jan 27, 2010 11:18 AM - Who Killed Me - by any bad guy

If murdered, it was Michael Myers. That quiet bastard has been haunting my dreams since I was 5.

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Jan 26, 2010 10:01 PM - Who Killed Me - by Sami4015

If murdered, I probably got a B on a test, prompting my mother to kill me... and I'm not even Indian or Asian.

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Jan 26, 2010 12:30 PM - Who Killed Me - by gcbball22

if murdered it was my girlfriends son... I don't blame him tho, I'd kill me too if I walked in on my mother tied up like that.

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Jan 25, 2010 10:28 AM - Who Killed Me - by drunkBobbyP

If murdered, it will likely be by a Saints fan tomorrow while I'm celebrating in the streets after Favre goes down and busts up their levees.

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Jan 23, 2010 01:39 PM - Who Killed Me - by we dat.

If murdered, it was probably Bear Grylls who trapped me and killed me (a helpless mammal), in his effort to "survive" on his show Man vs. Wild (aka "Killin' Shit with Bear Grylls").

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Jan 22, 2010 08:16 AM - Who Killed Me - by enjoyslongwalks

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