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- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
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If murdered, it was Scott Brown himself. I looked under the hood of his truck and he was real pissed.

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Jan 19, 2010 12:19 PM - Who Killed Me - by masshole

If murdered, it was probably a Scott Brown supporter at the polls today after I moon them (with balls) while voting for Coakley.

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Jan 19, 2010 08:39 AM - Who Killed Me - by massvoter

If murdered, it wasn't my mistress. I went out to the bars with Plaxico Burress and Gilbert Arenas. Sincerely, Steve McNair

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Jan 16, 2010 05:47 PM - Who Killed Me - by soc216

If murdered, it was probably from being crushed by the rubble after the kool aid man busts through my wall.

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Jan 16, 2010 01:29 PM - Who Killed Me - by OHYEAH

If murdered, it was Dexter Morgan. For proof, check his air conditioner.

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Jan 15, 2010 05:39 AM - Who Killed Me - by Grant

If murdered, it was probably my ex, in a final act of douchiness. Whoever brings his severed testicles to my eulogy inherits my fortune.

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Jan 15, 2010 02:24 AM - Who Killed Me - by shegoesdigital

If murdered, it was NBC and Jay Leno trying to take my time slot.

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Jan 14, 2010 01:55 PM - Who Killed Me - by Conan

If murdered, blame Jack Bauer. He had a chance to save me but his cell phone battery finally died after 7 season of extended use without charging it a single time.

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Jan 14, 2010 12:32 PM - Who Killed Me - by DaBigGuy

If murdered, it was probably the 300 pound woman I recently started seeing. She keeps asking me if she can sit on my face.

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Jan 14, 2010 11:13 AM - Who Killed Me - by ladylova

If murdered, it must have been that Ray Finkle guy. Just kick the ball, weirdo.

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Jan 14, 2010 10:35 AM - Who Killed Me - by Dan Marino

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