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If murdered, take my body and make a beer pong table out of it. Only use on Halloween.

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May 9, 2010 03:23 AM - Requests - by J-Bone

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dress me as an angel and hang me on top of the christmas tree

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May 8, 2010 01:29 PM - Requests - by Anonymous

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If Murdered, Bury me with a shovel. And put “CAUTION: may come back to life” On my tombstone with an sketch of a zombie chasing and eating small children.

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May 5, 2010 12:39 PM - Requests - by Mohawk Brian

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If murdered, rig a big spring underneath my body inside my casket. When the exit music starts to play, push the 'Eject' button and have my corpse flung out of the casket into the crowd of mourners.

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May 4, 2010 07:37 AM - Requests - by Norman

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If murdered, I don't care who actually did it, please frame my manager. She's such a bitch. Plus, she's probably been planning it, anyway.

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May 2, 2010 09:11 PM - Requests - by foogidsnot13

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If murdered, please place my ashes into women's bike seats, so I can be between the two things I love the most.

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May 2, 2010 10:17 AM - Requests - by HawaiianBob

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If murdered, please don't let my mother post pictures of my funeral on Facebook...like she does with everything else.

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May 1, 2010 06:56 PM - Requests - by Lee

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If murdered, i would like to be stuffed and be the one to hold the door for people at my own wake

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Apr 28, 2010 08:23 PM - Requests - by SGTgrib

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If murdered, Sister you know what to do create a Wikipedia page about me and tell everyone at twitter....make me Famous!

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Apr 28, 2010 02:18 AM - Requests - by meensat

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If murdered, load from the last save point.

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Apr 27, 2010 08:38 PM - Requests - by Save Point

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