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If murdered, please replace my body in the casket with a life size cardboard cutout of me, smiling and waving. Make it open casket.

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Apr 25, 2010 09:09 PM - Requests - by Gabby

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If murdered, put my blackberry and macbook in with me. NO ONE can see the things on there ;) oh, and tell all of my past lovers I faked it every time except with 1 of them, keep them guessing forever :)

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Apr 25, 2010 08:37 PM - Requests - by surflovedani

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If murdered, I would like my tombstone to say, "I always said reality sucked the life out of me..."

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Apr 25, 2010 10:45 AM - Requests - by bookworm527

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If murdered, I want the whole cast of Harry Potter there holding their wands up for me.

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Apr 25, 2010 06:35 AM - Requests - by monique

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If murdered please put a jar of pickled brains in my coffin. That way when I return from the dead, I can have a snack. I'll be hungry.

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Apr 23, 2010 08:46 PM - Requests - by Dragett

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If murdered, please don't let Kanye West step in and say "Yo Dee, hold up, but I gotta say Michael Jackson had the best death ever this past year!"

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Apr 23, 2010 03:52 PM - Requests - by Dee

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If murdered, please bury me in the Pet Sematary.

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Apr 23, 2010 10:22 AM - Requests - by frenchcheesemuseum

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If murdered, it was probably my php teacher she hates the whole class and is bound too snap and go postal soon

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Apr 21, 2010 03:40 AM - Requests - by Huw15

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If murdered, ( under mysterious circumstances ) I want Stevie Wonders' "superstition" played on repeat

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Apr 21, 2010 03:38 AM - Requests - by Huw15

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If murdered, please bury me in rollerskates, so that when i come back as a zombie, it will be easier to facilitate brain eating at record speeds... (for a zombie of course)

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Apr 20, 2010 04:36 PM - Requests - by Elly

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