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If murdered here at my perfectly safe college, my parents will blame it on the school, and won't stop til they get a campus wide safety overhaul and the campus security building named after me. Whatevs mom. Fucking up Thirsty Thursday's and Sunday Funday's isn't going to bring me back.

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Apr 19, 2010 12:30 PM - Requests - by ilovecollege

If murdered, I want all my family members to buy Ouija boards not so I can talk to them later, but so I can give them stupid answers and have them fight about who is pushing it.

#1394
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Apr 19, 2010 12:43 AM - Requests - by Anonymous

If murdered, please keep my old laptop. It took fifteen years to accumulate 12,745 songs. Continue adding songs, and then make everyone at my funeral sit through while my entire iTunes library plays. Massacre the deserters.

#1391
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Apr 18, 2010 03:16 PM - Requests - by CosmoPop

If murdered, please save humanity's ears and murder Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus.

#1383
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Apr 15, 2010 01:49 PM - Requests - by bookworm527

If murdered, please send out all the letters I've been writing for the past twenty years telling people how I REALLY feel about them.

#1377
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Apr 14, 2010 01:36 PM - Requests - by shego219

If murdered, make everyone sit in silence staring at my closed casket for an hour or so. Then, suddenly, blow open the lid, and rise me to the ceiling dressed in Dr Furter's kinky outfit, with Sweet Transvestive playing out loud with smoke+lasers. I also wan't everyone to dance the Time Warp dance.

#1375
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Apr 14, 2010 08:33 AM - Requests - by BlueOrchid

If murdered, feel free to make a lamp shade, curtains or even gloves out of my tattooed skin; at least this will prove mum that tattoos are good for something, and the ink+artwork won't go to waste.

#1374
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Apr 14, 2010 08:04 AM - Requests - by BlueOrchid

If murdered, make sure you bury me in the ancient Indian burial ground just off of pet sematary and bring me back to life. I would like to have the chance to murder the idiot who killed me first.

#1370
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Apr 14, 2010 06:40 AM - Requests - by Jenbobs94

If Murdered, please burn all of my handmade stuffed animals, throw out all of my 'Friends' and 'Big Bang Theory' DVD's, sell all my books and replace them with something cooler so it looks like I actually had a life before I died. Fankoo very much.

#1369
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Apr 14, 2010 06:25 AM - Requests - by Jenbobs94

If Murdered do not under any circumstances bury my ass anywhere near my husband. I didn't sign up to spend all of eternity w/ that bastard.

#1368
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Apr 13, 2010 07:42 PM - Requests - by $carFace aka BadCompany

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