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- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
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If murdered, play Seal - Kiss From a Rose at my funeral on repeat

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Jan 7, 2010 11:11 AM - Requests - by Loupendleton

If murdered, and i was in a car, please don't make a nuisance of a rule based off how it occurred, accidents happen.

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Jan 6, 2010 06:24 PM - Requests - by mamabear

If murdered, to my sister Julie, please destroy my laptop. There's enough porn on there to make me look like a very sick sick person. I'm nice and very respectful towards women Jules, you know me! That laptop shouldn't define me... Use gloves.

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Jan 6, 2010 04:28 PM - Requests - by JoJester04

If murdered along with my wife, put our children in foster care before having them raised by my in-laws.

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Jan 5, 2010 08:43 PM - Requests - by AngryHubby

If murdered, Jennifer please go to the third drawer down on my nightstand, get the vibrator hidden in the pound puppies stuffed animal, and destroy it. I wouldn't want that as one of my family's last memories of me...

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Jan 4, 2010 01:32 PM - Requests - by KateSoccer

If murdered, take me to the Tree of Souls ASAP with my Avatar clone-body so I at least have a chance of becoming a Navi... God I love that movie.

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Jan 3, 2010 03:43 PM - Requests - by avatarlover

If murdered, PLEASE get the three diaries from junior high that I have under my bed in my house in NJ... and then BURN THEM!! If the things I wrote ever got out...

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Jan 3, 2010 02:21 PM - Requests - by MeganLV

If murdered, please have the mortician make my facial expression into an over the top Dick Cheney scowl because I am be pissed to be dead.

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Jan 2, 2010 09:52 AM - Requests - by philjohnson

If murdered, please have an open bar at my funeral, get 6 G+T's into grandma and get her dancing on my casket.

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Jan 2, 2010 09:50 AM - Requests - by Zak P.

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