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if murdered, murder the hanson bros so i can watch them burn in hell along with me

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Apr 12, 2010 02:40 AM - Requests - by hanson h8ter

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if murdered, have chuck liddell punch my grandma in the face since i told her it was gonna happen

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Apr 12, 2010 02:31 AM - Requests - by kindapintobeanish

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If murdered. Please put this on my tombstone. Here lies Stephen. And he's bloody annoyed.

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Apr 10, 2010 05:43 PM - Requests - by steve

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If murdered, arrange my body in the shape of a Nike swoosh, put a "Just Do It" shirt on me, and report it as a suicide.

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Apr 9, 2010 09:45 PM - Requests - by Jon

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If murdered, please remove and skin my penis and place it in a random tin of hot dog sausages

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Apr 9, 2010 12:10 PM - Requests - by eddy1990

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If murdered, please cremate me in the Olympic Flame during the Opening Ceremonies in front of the entire world.

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Apr 9, 2010 08:34 AM - Requests - by Shaunyboy

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If murdered, use a phoenix down.

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Apr 8, 2010 11:21 PM - Requests - by Leonhart

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If murdered, take the Time Egg up to Death's Peak and bring me back to life. It's the only way we will ever defeat Lavos.

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Apr 8, 2010 11:04 PM - Requests - by Crono

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If murdered, send my body to Hugh Laurie. It will take five or six wrong diagnoses before he gets it right, but I'll still be alive again within the hour.

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Apr 8, 2010 11:03 PM - Requests - by The Snowman

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if murdered, i wish that some random famous person( i dont care who) puts me in a pool of skittles! i love skittles. they are the best kind of candy!

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Apr 8, 2010 07:42 PM - Requests - by ali

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