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If murdered, please bury me in a hand basket.. that way I'll make sure I get to hell where I know all my friends will be. Also, in the basket please place all the makings for lemon drop martinis. Thanks.

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Apr 8, 2010 07:00 PM - Requests - by croll

If murdered...please play "highway to hell" in my funeral....and try to make me lipsync with it in my open casket

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Apr 8, 2010 07:10 AM - Requests - by Nanas

If murdered, sign me to a "One Night Only" contract to fight John Cena. As soon as I am slid into the ring Cena has a panic attack due to the fact that he won't have an opponent to carry the match. Murderous riot ensues.

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Apr 8, 2010 01:28 AM - Requests - by J-Bone

If murdered, put on my tombstone "Communism did it".

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Apr 6, 2010 08:19 AM - Requests - by Hammock

If murdered, I would like someone to bury my body with another womans body on top of me. That way, we will be the first people to have intamicy while deceased.

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Apr 6, 2010 08:18 AM - Requests - by BANANA

If murdered, have my lawyer walk up to my former roomate and scream "THE GRAVE IS NO BAR TO MY CALL!" and then punch him in the face. He may then give his condolence. He is to repeat this with all my friends and family. If my grandma is still alive, give her brass knuckles and have them brawl.

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Apr 5, 2010 09:38 PM - Requests - by Brian

If murdered stuff a cheeseburger down my throat. No one wants to go to hell hungry.

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Apr 5, 2010 03:12 PM - Requests - by quitter

If murdered please throw a big rave, please do not play any Cascada...if i hear even the faint whisper of 'Every time we touch' God help me I will come at you!

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Apr 5, 2010 01:38 PM - Requests - by kb

If murdered, Hit people to make them cry, because they surly wont mourn me.

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Apr 3, 2010 09:53 PM - Requests - by saaaraaah

If Murdered, please to place a mask of jesus on my face before burying me. I want to scare the shit out of Satan.

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Apr 3, 2010 08:20 PM - Requests - by andrewg

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