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If murdered, please to fulfill every request on this website in my honor.

#1303
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Apr 2, 2010 11:24 PM - Requests - by andrewg

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If murdered, please dress me up as Edward Cullen and drop me from a helicopter landing near a twilight fan club with a note attached to me saying "Immortality Ran Out".

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Apr 2, 2010 10:56 PM - Requests - by andrewg

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If murdered, please hide my body under a pile of schoolbooks in my school and attach a note to my back saying "See? Reading Kills."

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Apr 2, 2010 10:50 PM - Requests - by andrewg

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If murdered, please engrave on my tombstone "Dead Guy Is Dead"

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Apr 2, 2010 10:36 PM - Requests - by andrewg

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If murdered, please pray to god and ask him to open the gate to heaven for me... i'd be royally pissed if he didn't.

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Apr 2, 2010 10:35 PM - Requests - by andrewg

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If murdered, I want a small coffin in my coffin for my sock monkey and I want the sock monkey in a outfit that matches mine.

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Apr 2, 2010 05:37 PM - Requests - by penguinpop

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If murdered, I want someone to put my body in a spider man costume and attach me spiderman style to the tallest building in a tri-state area.

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Apr 1, 2010 08:37 PM - Requests - by KamiOni

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If murdered, it looks like I made a huge mistake somewhere in the process of becoming invincible. Future generations, learn from my death.

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Apr 1, 2010 07:23 AM - Requests - by Zip

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If murdered today... after everyone is in mourning, someone post "APRIL FOOLS!" as my facebook status. Then a few hours later log in as me again and comment on the status: "jk, I'm really dead."

#1284
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Apr 1, 2010 06:45 AM - Requests - by prankstar

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If murdered, I want a cake made in my likeness with the greatest effort to make it realistic, including the way I died. Inside of the cake, put pieces of meat, and bone, enough where people would notice. Once the guests have all had some, the coroner runs in and says, "Don't eat the cake!"

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Apr 1, 2010 12:48 AM - Requests - by Rainy

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