Requests - If Murdered - like FML, but more like FMyDeath.

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- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
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If murdered, please cremate me and mix me into the non dairy creamer at the wake.

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Mar 31, 2010 04:23 PM - Requests - by you know

If murdered, fill my coffin with Red Bull to give me wings.

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Mar 30, 2010 06:02 PM - Requests - by 9atica

fuckin bring me back to life

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Mar 30, 2010 09:47 AM - Requests - by sean

If murdered, the trekies did it.

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Mar 27, 2010 09:29 PM - Requests - by blackviolets

If murdered, pay Lindsay Lohan to come to my funeral crying and saying I was the best she ever had just to piss my parents off. Make sure she's not wearing any panties.

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Mar 27, 2010 09:29 PM - Requests - by blackviolets

If murdered please be sure to play the intro lyrics to "Smooth Criminal" by MJ at my funeral. My mother will be mortified.

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Mar 27, 2010 09:16 AM - Requests - by griff1863

If murdered, please take me to a taxidermist and have them stuff my whole body.. especially my thing down there.. :) and then have them sell my body to a porn shop.. and then rented out or sold to horny girls.. so i can continue to please them.. ;)

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Mar 26, 2010 12:17 PM - Requests - by ERA

If murdered... i give my friends permission to change my facebook status to "...is dead."

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Mar 25, 2010 03:54 PM - Requests - by hersh34

If murdered, my facebook password is hidden in my math notebook. Please continue to update my status, comment on pictures, and rerquest new friends just to creep everybody out.

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Mar 24, 2010 08:33 PM - Requests - by Anonymous

If murdered, I'm sure we can somehow make it Obama's fault.

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Mar 24, 2010 08:28 PM - Requests - by Anonymous

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