Requests - If Murdered - like FML, but more like FMyDeath.

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- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
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If murdered, please get Kanye to interrupt the service.

#1229
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Mar 24, 2010 08:27 PM - Requests - by Anonymous

If murdered, please fill the casket with Doritos just like the Superbowl commercial.

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Mar 24, 2010 08:23 PM - Requests - by Anonymous

If murdered, please create a video montage of every "That's what she said" from The Office and somehow integrate it into the funeral service. That is all I ask.

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Mar 24, 2010 08:20 PM - Requests - by Anonymous

If murdered, please invite the local middle school to my funeral. Cremate me over a bonfire of Twilight series books and watch the preteen girls wail.

#1226
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Mar 24, 2010 08:18 PM - Requests - by Anonymous

If murdered, please allow my closest friends to concoct an elaborate urban legend surrounding my death.

#1225
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Mar 24, 2010 08:12 PM - Requests - by Anonymous

If murdered, on the wall behind me write in my blood "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir beware"

#1224
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Mar 24, 2010 07:06 PM - Requests - by AK

if murdered, pay Richard Simmons to come to my funeral and cry.

#1222
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Mar 24, 2010 06:29 PM - Requests - by nunnie

If murdered, write on my tombstone, "FML".

#1220
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Mar 24, 2010 04:38 PM - Requests - by laahh

If murdered for the love of jesus do not use my school photo, i look just like my mum and i dont want the shown around the world!

#1216
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Mar 24, 2010 08:46 AM - Requests - by lottospots

If murdered, i'll be glad i'm dead when my family embarrasses the shit out of me on national TV.

#1213
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Mar 23, 2010 09:01 PM - Requests - by thatdamnfam

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