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If murdered, please let me be brought back to life as a Pokemon.

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Feb 27, 2010 10:52 PM - I Hope - by Arcanine

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If murdered, inflate my body and put me in the Thanksgiving Day Parade somewhere between the Spongebob balloon and the Snoopy balloon. It would make for a nice opportunity for parents to teach their children about dying and the grieving process.

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Feb 26, 2010 02:32 AM - I Hope - by Billyguns

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If murdered take my ashes, dump them on the floor of the Caprice bathroom, and pee on them. Imajin the mess to clean up...

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Feb 24, 2010 11:32 PM - I Hope - by baconsmb

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If murdered, I hope my glazed over husband who reads the paper at meals and stares just to the left of my ear when I talk remembers a shred of info from my life to put it together for the police.

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Feb 24, 2010 09:27 PM - I Hope - by Washburn

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If I am murdered, please write on my headstone "was a cougar and had some of the best sex in her life."

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Feb 22, 2010 03:37 AM - I Hope - by hfyoung

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If murdered, I was last seen chowing down on eggrolls. Hope you find me...

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Feb 20, 2010 07:12 PM - I Hope - by Carmen Sandiego

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If murdered, may the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on my soul.

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Feb 20, 2010 06:48 PM - I Hope - by Emm C

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If murdered, I wouldn't have to see any more identical posts on this site talking about animatronics at the funeral. Read the god-damn history.

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Feb 12, 2010 05:51 PM - I Hope - by Chuck Finley

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If murdered, give me a chance as a zombie. My dry, rapier wit and charming personality might give me the inside edge in leading the hungry hordes away from my former, fellow survivors to a safer location. Say, Arkansas?

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Feb 11, 2010 10:01 AM - I Hope - by Cinder

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If murdered, put a stake through my heart and cover me in glitter.

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Feb 10, 2010 08:35 PM - I Hope - by Edward

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