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If murdered... please donate my body to science, but only after the special effects guys from "Alien" prepare a special surprise for the med students...

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Feb 10, 2010 08:12 PM - I Hope - by ctchmeifucan143

If murdered, under no circumstance is cremation to be considered. (It would take three days to put the fire out)

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Feb 8, 2010 04:57 PM - I Hope - by hagar

If murdered, float my body out to sea on a raft with everyone I know on shore with flaming arrows. Whoever hits the raft gets all my stuff. That way, when someone hits me they'll be like "Woo-Hoo!" and then when they see me burn they'll be like, "Aw", but then when they get my stuff, "Woo-Hoo!"

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Feb 7, 2010 11:15 PM - I Hope - by mikesbigego

If murdered, I hope I arrive in Hell bearing gifts...

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Feb 7, 2010 04:35 PM - I Hope - by Cinder

If murdered dress my body up as Batman, push me out of a plane so I land right in the grave as the ceremony is going, then make my tombstone in the shape of the word EPIC.

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Feb 5, 2010 09:44 PM - I Hope - by Anonymous

If murdered, hopefully it will happen during sex, so my friends can say that he came and went at the same time.

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Jan 29, 2010 11:43 PM - I Hope - by Anonymous

If murdered, make soup out of my body and feed it to homeless people.

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Jan 29, 2010 01:43 AM - I Hope - by bamf

If murdered, see if my milkshake is all gone.

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Jan 25, 2010 06:44 AM - I Hope - by Centrespectre

If murdered, I would like my funeral to be a closed casket but don't put me in the casket. Set me up in on of the chairs facing the casket, then disguise me with sunglasses a hat and a very bright yellow shirt. Then people will walk in and say look at that douche no respect for the dead.

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Jan 24, 2010 05:11 PM - I Hope - by thatguy?

I really hope that I don't go out with a douche nozzle lodged in my throat.

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Jan 23, 2010 10:51 AM - I Hope - by Roger

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