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If murdered, i hope I'm not jerking-off to she-male porn, while high on crack, while banging a hooker, while molesting a baby, while having a girl shit on my chest, again. WOW, that would be embarrassing.

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Jan 21, 2010 02:04 PM - I Hope - by GloryHoleGangster

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If murdered, I hope it's buy a bad guy sneaking up behind me and simply twisting my neck. Seems like the way to go.

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Jan 20, 2010 10:45 AM - I Hope - by jackryan

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If murdered, have Dakota Fanning play me in my autobiographical film. I'm an Asian Male. I'm just really curious to see if she could pull it off.

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Jan 15, 2010 06:35 PM - I Hope - by FanBoy

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if murdered, make sure Kanye West wouldn't be at my funeral to interrupt me.

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Jan 14, 2010 11:08 PM - I Hope - by sau

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If murdered, I would like it to be a close casket. My body I would like to be painted to look like a ghost and attached on a zip line so at the end of the sermon my "ghost-like" corpse can hastily glide over everyone.

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Jan 14, 2010 09:46 PM - I Hope - by Ryaan

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If murdered, I would like to be stuffed and posed in the 'buddy christ' pose from dogma, then propped up in a corner and dressed up in costume for various holidays. Also, ALL THE BUTLERS DID IT.

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Jan 14, 2010 12:10 AM - I Hope - by Z11789

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If murdered, I'd like to be dressed in a Superman costume, flown atop the city of Metropolis, Illinois on a prop plane, then dropped from 1,000 feet in the middle of the city

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Jan 13, 2010 10:52 PM - I Hope - by Nick O'Tine

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If murdered, i want to be catapulted out of the solar system as a preserved biological sample to any civilization that may find my body.

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Jan 13, 2010 10:20 PM - I Hope - by frequentflier

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if murdered, make sure the mortician won't rape in my butt.

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Jan 13, 2010 10:13 PM - I Hope - by clusterfucked

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If I'm Murdered, I would like all my female friends to pretend they are distressed girlfriends and my male friends to tell of all the wild times that never happened.

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Jan 13, 2010 09:50 PM - I Hope - by The Schem

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