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If murdered, I hope they have figured out brain transplants by then. It'd be cool to be donated to a guy in great shape, I'd finally have a nice body.

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Jan 10, 2010 02:51 PM - I Hope - by Davee

If murdered, I hope my genital herpes are dormant at the time. I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with... you know.

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Jan 5, 2010 05:44 PM - I Hope - by HannahJoJo

If murdered, I hope I'm that one in a million guy who gets raped for 2 hours by a really hot chick right before she kills me.

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Jan 5, 2010 06:58 AM - I Hope - by HopingJoe

If murdered, I hope my internet browser history is erased.

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Jan 4, 2010 12:32 PM - I Hope - by slightlycrazy

If murdered, I hope I killed the murderer before I died... like when you get pushed in the pool with your clothes on, but you grab the asshole who pushed you right before you fall in.

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Jan 4, 2010 11:14 AM - I Hope - by MisterHenderson

If murdered, it probably wasn't actually murder. It was likely accidental suicide from of one of my vigorous asphyxiation jerk-sessions...

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Jan 4, 2010 10:21 AM - I Hope - by jimmy Skokie, IL

If murdered, i want to be buried in a ninja suit.

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Jan 3, 2010 08:44 PM - I Hope - by ninjasrok

If murdered, I hope my dad and brother reconcile with the common goal to kill the asshole who got me.

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Jan 3, 2010 01:37 PM - I Hope - by MandiHouston

If murdered, I hope my family can move on with their lives and not start some meaningless foundation in my name.

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Jan 3, 2010 12:00 PM - I Hope - by J.SellersCleveland

If murdered, then i guess I shouldn't have told my wife to put her money where here mouth is last night... i just hope she didn't shoot me in the face

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Jan 2, 2010 09:52 AM - I Hope - by samjammer

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