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If murdered, while at my funeral, Death Cab for Cutie's "I'll follow you into the dark" starts playing. It cuts off and a laser show starts, swirling around the parlor that eventually pinpoints to my dead body, then immediately "I touch myself" by the Divinyls starts playing. High fives ensue.

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Mar 10, 2010 11:23 PM - Will - by manda

If murdered, float my body out into the ocean... Speakers blasting the Foo Fighter's "There Goes my Hero".

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Mar 10, 2010 02:20 PM - Will - by Puddles

If murdered enroll my dead corpse in local college classes. I told my mom id finish college dead or alive

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Mar 4, 2010 10:10 AM - Will - by wonderbread420

If murdered, please make sure somebody dries out my lungs, puts them in a pipe, and smokes them. I'd hate to let that shit go to waste.

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Feb 18, 2010 08:08 PM - Will - by Guera

If murdered, please put a gold coin under my tongue, also bury me with my father's knife. Just in case.

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Feb 17, 2010 10:08 PM - Will - by Anonymous

If murdered, please put this on my tombstone: name, age, then "Now who is acting like a hypochondriac?"

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Feb 17, 2010 10:54 AM - Will - by Lexie

If murdered, please put my dead body in front of a laptop and leave me there, so my friends know that i died with dignity.

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Feb 16, 2010 07:27 AM - Will - by iRoman

If murdered, I'd like to be burned on a pyre jedi style. Star Wars always was one of my favorite movies.

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Feb 14, 2010 05:29 PM - Will - by loneassassin

Respawn in 3...2...1

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Feb 11, 2010 02:59 PM - Will - by Anonymous

If murdered, please tell my wife and friends to attempt to kill everyone else in the world, before turning their guns on themselves. Because, someone out there did it and, as Hicks said in Aliens, "it's the only way to be sure."

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Feb 11, 2010 07:37 AM - Will - by Richard C.

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