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If murdered, please find all the dragon balls and wish me alive again.

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Jun 3, 2010 10:00 AM - Will - by lazymarshmellow

If murdered, I want Hannah to have my clothes and Precious to have my makeup kit. I also want Taylor to have my homework. You know, for all of those times when I had HER homework.

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May 24, 2010 02:39 PM - Will - by Holly

If murdered, mayonnaise.

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Apr 30, 2010 09:46 PM - Will - by

If murdered, please do not worry. I will be alive alive again in three days. By the way: please don't put my body in a cave with a big rock in front of it. It is too exhausting to push it away!

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Apr 27, 2010 12:16 AM - Will - by Jesus Christ

if murdered, at my funeral, everyone is required to wear a fake mustache. if you don't wear one, you cant get in. that goes for everyone, even you mom.

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Apr 22, 2010 01:26 PM - Will - by finn1221

If murdered, I want all of my possessions to go to the first person who brings a "Get Well Soon" card to the funeral.

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Apr 8, 2010 11:11 PM - Will - by Kiki Linder

If murdered, I want my dead body to be cremated on a bonfire made of Stephenie Meyer's books. That way, any teenage girl will mourn at my funeral

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Apr 6, 2010 04:02 PM - Will - by Adelio

If murdered please rape a pedophile in my honor, make sure you do not use any lube, he deserves it.

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Apr 6, 2010 12:01 PM - Will - by Monk

If murdered, please use various parts of my body to create keepsakes for my friends. bone jewelry, human leather goods, etc. Whatever they request, first come first serve.

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Mar 25, 2010 04:45 PM - Will - by Bradlea

If murdered, please put me in a stripper outfit at my funeral and play the song "jump on it"

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Mar 18, 2010 08:34 AM - Will - by XxebonyxX

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