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If I've suddenly departed this world (not on my own terms), please tell my wife that Mr. Plum didn't do it. If she found my body in the conservatory, it's all a cover up. My demise occurred in the kitchen, with the candlestick, by the infamous Mrs. Scarlett.

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Jan 14, 2010 12:32 PM - Light Messages - by mbater

If Murdered, I would like to have an open casket and have the casket left open when I get buried. As a matter of fact, I would just like to be buried without a casket.

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Jan 13, 2010 09:56 PM - Light Messages - by Rigby

If murdered, please find my killer and have him take my body on tour from the east coast to the west coast in a golden rickshaw.

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Jan 13, 2010 05:28 PM - Light Messages - by fred scissor hands

If murdered, I wish for my corpse to be used as a part in a big budget film. A Michael Bay-esqe explosion scene or awkward-hilarious Judd Apatow scene involving a dead guy would be great. Then when everyone talks about me they'll be like "did you know he was in a movie?".

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Jan 13, 2010 02:23 PM - Light Messages - by lastactionhero

If murdered, I want a fire started on the lid of my casket and "Lady" By Styx playing as loud as possible as I'm lowered in to the ground.

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Jan 13, 2010 11:28 AM - Light Messages - by Bird

If murdered, I swear to God she told me she was 18.

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Jan 12, 2010 09:48 PM - Light Messages - by mike

If murdered, I hope that on my funeral pamphlets the photo of me playing Rock Band in a onesie goes right on the front.

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Jan 11, 2010 07:03 PM - Light Messages - by Anonymous

If murdered, bury my body in earth until it has decomposed, then dig up the bones, bleach them, assemble them into a mannequin, give it a top hat, a cane, a monocle, and a cigar. Pose it jovially in front of a children's museum.

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Jan 10, 2010 08:28 PM - Light Messages - by asciithegreat

If murdered, please wait until my death has been heavily publicized, then log into my facebook and twitter, and proclaim, "Hell is actually a lot nicer than people give it credit for."

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Jan 10, 2010 06:45 PM - Light Messages - by ocsibrm

If murdered, I expect my friends to come up with some awesome fake stories to cheer up my family. Did you know he once saved a baby dolphin that washed up on shore? Remember the time he kicked Cal Ripken in the face? All the students at the school he opened in Honduras are going to miss that guy...

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Jan 9, 2010 12:48 PM - Light Messages - by kyle

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