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if murdered....please pay kanye west to show up at another funeral and say "sorry to interrupt your funeral,but Nanas is having one of the best funerals of all time OF ALL TIME!!!!!"

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Apr 14, 2010 07:25 AM - Light Messages - by Nanas

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If murdered have random people ask everybody at the funeral "I totally understand the candlestick but why in the library? Bitch couldn't even read!!!"

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Apr 11, 2010 03:41 AM - Light Messages - by barbie

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If murdered, don't judge me when you clean out my sock drawer. That little lamb came on to me first.

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Apr 9, 2010 09:23 AM - Light Messages - by jujupea

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If murdered, I want my tombstone to say "Should have spent more on karate lessons."

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Apr 8, 2010 04:29 AM - Light Messages - by Bacon

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If murdered.....I see dead people.

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Apr 8, 2010 03:07 AM - Light Messages - by pizzanazi

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If murdered, I guess I wasn't in Newark last month.

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Apr 6, 2010 11:52 AM - Light Messages - by Carmen

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If murdered, tell everybody that my doctor gave me an overdose of some weird medication and that I want a huge memorial in my name.

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Apr 6, 2010 11:11 AM - Light Messages - by Al

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If murdered, please tell my wife I always hated that damned painting with the smoking, poker-playing dogs.

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Apr 6, 2010 11:10 AM - Light Messages - by Al

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If murdered, put me in some "Icarus-type" costume with a big ass Red Bull logo on the front. Drop me from a cargo plane with a note attached reading: "It may give you wings but they don't flap for shit". Maybe then the mindless commercials will cease.

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Apr 3, 2010 10:15 PM - Light Messages - by J-Bone

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If murdered, I want the heart monitor to say "GAME OVER" when it goes blank.

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Apr 1, 2010 06:53 PM - Light Messages - by rongalong12

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