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If murdered, put my body on one of those shady street carnival rides and act surprised when you find me dead. Blame my death on the ride and sew the carnie operating it. Give the money to my bird. I need to make sure it eats well.

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Mar 10, 2010 01:50 PM - Light Messages - by Bird Lover

if murdered, please put me in a bikini and throw me in the ocean so i can live with Sponge Bob forever.

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Mar 10, 2010 01:25 PM - Light Messages - by spongy

If murdered, please bury me under a gravestone saying, "He hated dangling modifiers."

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Mar 10, 2010 10:24 AM - Light Messages - by Anonymous

If murdered, please make sure that I get on the news. However, use my student ID, not my state ID. The latter is hideous.

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Mar 6, 2010 09:28 PM - Light Messages - by imnotkidding

If murdered I would like the state to feed me to my murderer as his or her last meal because I was always taught that you shouldn't kill something unless you intend to eat it.

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Mar 6, 2010 09:18 PM - Light Messages - by Mork

If murdered, please dress me in a Where's Waldo costume and leave me in a candy cane factory with a note reading, "You're too late."

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Mar 4, 2010 07:37 AM - Light Messages - by BJG

If murdered, please convince the sketchy men in dark glasses that show up at my house a few days later that I am certainly dead and could not possibly have feigned my death to escape my sordid double life. PS: Enjoy the anonymous fruit basket.

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Mar 3, 2010 02:53 PM - Light Messages - by Lucia

If murdered I'd like to be buried with a dog. The neighbor's dog will do fine.

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Feb 28, 2010 12:02 AM - Light Messages - by Anonymous

If murdered, make sure my 72 virgins aren't guys in Star Trek uniforms.

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Feb 27, 2010 12:41 PM - Light Messages - by Michael Schaf

If murdered, at the funeral make up crazy stories of irresponsible behavior during childhood, and when my parents appear shocked or surprised, give them dirty looks.

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Feb 26, 2010 09:45 PM - Light Messages - by ZaireMafia

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