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If murdered, place my body in a Toyota, put a brick on the gas pedal, and then blame it on the car's electronics when it crashes. Go America.

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Feb 25, 2010 08:11 PM - Light Messages - by GPedal

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If murdered, beware! The bill collectors are taking it to the next level.

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Feb 25, 2010 06:45 PM - Light Messages - by BridgetCallahan

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If murdered, just put my body in the tank with that orca, Tillikum to raise its body count. That thing is like Jaws.

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Feb 25, 2010 12:01 AM - Light Messages - by Randal

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If murdered, then confronting Mr. T for sleeping with my wife didn't go as planned.

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Feb 23, 2010 10:15 PM - Light Messages - by justinjersky

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If murdered, please teach my son fencing and then legally change his name to Inigo Montoya.

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Feb 23, 2010 07:35 AM - Light Messages - by MrBride

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If murdered, I racked up enough points for another life, so I will be back soon.

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Feb 20, 2010 06:55 PM - Light Messages - by Vid

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if murdered, i would like to have my procession at a church. While my friends are saying all that great shit about me, my naked body is going to drop from the ceiling with strings attached to me marionette style. Ke$ha's "TiK ToK" will play and my lifeless, nude corpse will re-enact the music video.

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Feb 18, 2010 11:16 PM - Light Messages - by LB

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If murdered, bury me with a Speak 'n Spell and rig up a mic in my casket to a speaker on my headstone. If you hear this in a muffled robotic voice: I-M-N-O-T-D-E-A-D then you should probably ask the kind man who takes care of the cemetery for a shovel. And a glass of water.

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Feb 18, 2010 07:54 PM - Light Messages - by Cinder

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If murdered, please fill me with popcorn kernels, cremate.

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Feb 17, 2010 10:01 PM - Light Messages - by Jojo

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If murdered, I would like a tiny auto refilling woopie cushion placed in the kneeler in front of my casket.

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Feb 16, 2010 02:42 PM - Light Messages - by kathleflan

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