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- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
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If murdered, I would like a taxidermist to provide me with a massive erection at my funeral. If possible, I'd like my erection used to prop up the lower half of my casket lid much like the hood of a car.

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Feb 16, 2010 10:01 AM - Light Messages - by bribri2783

If murdered, FML.

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Feb 10, 2010 05:58 PM - Light Messages - by Kiwi

If murdered, feel free to stick a couple of lecherous, undesirable characters in my casket with me. I'll make the ride down worth every, shrieking, pitch black second.

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Feb 9, 2010 08:53 PM - Light Messages - by Cinder

If murdered, at least I got to see the Saints win. I'm not afraid anymore.

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Feb 8, 2010 05:32 PM - Light Messages - by breeslover

If murdered, I know everyone will be crying at my funeral. (I left instructions with the embalmer to use cavity fluid for everything - and the resulting irritation from the formaldehyde in the air will surely see to it there isn't a dry eye in the place.)

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Feb 8, 2010 05:27 PM - Light Messages - by Cinder

If murdered, smell my fingers. If they smell like tuna, I died happy.

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Feb 7, 2010 12:07 AM - Light Messages - by dongiovanni

If murdered, it will be the last time I make the front page.

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Feb 3, 2010 04:29 PM - Light Messages - by Markster

If murdered, use my functioning parts to turn me into Robocop... I know a guy.

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Feb 3, 2010 12:29 AM - Light Messages - by pawnstar

If murdered, please drop me into mount Kilauea. I've always wanted to visit Hawaii.

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Feb 1, 2010 04:59 AM - Light Messages - by rinnip

If murdered, call President Obama immediately and tell him he has one less job to save.

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Jan 29, 2010 03:59 PM - Light Messages - by Cap'n Dan

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