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If murdered, hold an open casket funeral and leave a cigarette hanging out of the corner of my mouth, just to piss off my doctors.

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Jan 29, 2010 03:51 PM - Light Messages - by Cap'n Dan

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If murdered, I want to be cremated and make necklaces for everyone one saying "Kiss my Ash."

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Jan 28, 2010 10:14 PM - Light Messages - by saveleighann

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If murdered, please etch a map of the cemetery on my tombstone with an X stating "You are Here".

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Jan 28, 2010 10:12 PM - Light Messages - by saveleighann

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If murdered, please bury me rapidly in sediment so I can one day become a fossil.

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Jan 28, 2010 04:12 PM - Light Messages - by Liz

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If murdered before I get married, I would like male strippers to come out of cakes at my funeral. I promised it to my friends at either my funeral, or my bachelorette party, whichever comes first.

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Jan 26, 2010 03:38 PM - Light Messages - by kz

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If murdered, please use my carcass as the Secret Ingredient on Iron Chef.

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Jan 24, 2010 08:42 PM - Light Messages - by RT

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If murdered, apparently it was not in my best interest to be an asshole to everyone I knew...

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Jan 22, 2010 10:01 PM - Light Messages - by Cdubs908

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If murdered, please hound my killer to death by acting like my cousin who posts a comment on every single solitary eency weency thing ever put on facebook.

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Jan 22, 2010 03:04 PM - Light Messages - by Sir Reedsworth

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If murdered I'd like to be cremated and my ashes stored in a jar marked, "INSTANT HUMAN - just add water".

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Jan 22, 2010 11:10 AM - Light Messages - by adubroc1968

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If murdered, take my body to a hill overlooking the ocean, add roller skates and a ramp, then bury me at sea.

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Jan 21, 2010 02:13 PM - Light Messages - by clifferd

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