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if murdered, michael jackson is touching my no-no spot as you read this.

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Feb 18, 2010 07:24 AM - Heavy Messages - by rrabbitt

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If murdered or otherwise rendered incapacitated, tell my mother she killed my father.

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Feb 17, 2010 10:12 PM - Heavy Messages - by Anonymous

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If murdered, all my Canadian Tire money to the one who brings my killer to justice. And by justice I mean the bottom of Lake Superior.

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Feb 16, 2010 09:03 PM - Heavy Messages - by Cinder

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if murdered, i was finally successful at something. don't kid yourself, i was never that happy.

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Feb 14, 2010 10:56 PM - Heavy Messages - by miles023

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If murdered, tell my mom she sucked and make sure she really really understands. Because I'm too much of a coward to tell her myself. Plus she might get murdered first and I want my inheritance.

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Feb 14, 2010 06:37 PM - Heavy Messages - by mainegirl

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if murdered, vote for that pickle to beat nickleback for me. fuck nickleback.

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Feb 14, 2010 12:09 PM - Heavy Messages - by whynott

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If I were murdered today, the last thing I would have ever said to my wife would have been a lie. This morning I told her that those pants didn't make her butt look big, when they did indeed make it look positively MAHOOSIVE.

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Feb 11, 2010 11:00 AM - Heavy Messages - by thatSObscene

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If murdered, you should know the secret ingredient in Coca-Cola's formula is one part cumin mixed with two parts sugar. THERE! Wow, it feels really great to get that off my

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Feb 10, 2010 07:43 AM - Heavy Messages - by BRD

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If murdered, the score is still 6 to 1. Make sure no one tries to even it up on my kids or my mom.

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Feb 7, 2010 04:24 PM - Heavy Messages - by Cinder

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If murdered, catch OJ this time.

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Feb 7, 2010 01:03 AM - Heavy Messages - by The wife

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