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If murdered, you'll know it's really me at the seance if the psychic passes along the message, "The cock crows at midnight."

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Mar 24, 2010 06:26 PM - Rando - by nunnie

If murdered, take a shit, stick in a bag, light it on fire and ring my boss's door bell. Then send a final email from me saying, "I've picked up your shit for years. Now pick up mine."

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Mar 22, 2010 06:45 PM - Rando - by shangti67

If murdered please use my corpse in an action movie. Blow me up, shoot me with real bullets, whatever. I would think that could be the best movie ever.

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Mar 21, 2010 09:25 AM - Rando - by nuthin

If murdered, please notify Census Bureau so that my roommates do not commit census fraud.

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Mar 17, 2010 08:14 PM - Rando - by Q Foster

If murdered, sorry I couldn't think of any jokes. Yours are all really good.

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Mar 16, 2010 02:11 PM - Rando - by Wellsy

If murdered, please cremate me, pour my ashes into molten steel, and mold me into a sword, so I can become the ultimate weapon against absolute evil.

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Mar 15, 2010 12:20 PM - Rando - by Chaos420

If murdered, I want my body to burst from the coffin, throw up the horns, and start headbanging as Korpiklaani's "Wooden Pints" plays over the loudspeakers

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Mar 14, 2010 06:47 PM - Rando - by RatDragon

If murdered, women of the world will have one less creeper to worry about at the bars.

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Mar 13, 2010 09:11 PM - Rando - by always in the corner Keith

I murdered, someone deleted the ladder to the pool.

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Mar 11, 2010 02:47 PM - Rando - by Sim

If murdered, have them put BRB on my tombstone. Not RIP.

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Mar 10, 2010 11:14 AM - Rando - by Berightback

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