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If murdered, please give me post-mortem Lipo and an open casket.

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Mar 7, 2010 06:59 PM - Rando - by Y2K

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If Murdered, please carve the ends of my dismembered limbs into corresponding jigsaw pieces. In my opinion being a mortician is a depressing job as it is, they have as much right to fun at work as the rest of us.

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Mar 7, 2010 03:39 PM - Rando - by BigRon1989

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If murdered, please write an article about me on how I died fighting off 36 ninjas with nothing but a knife, successfully killing all 36, but bleeding to death while waiting for cops to arrive. This way, I look like a hero, and cops look like idiots.

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Mar 6, 2010 04:26 PM - Rando - by Eviez

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if murdered, tell my government teacher she was the most racist bitch in the world, i hate you, i hate you, and i will haunt your daughter...next time you'll think twice of failing this white kid!

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Mar 4, 2010 12:36 PM - Rando - by Kelseykinns

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If murdered, "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap will instantly begin playing in the background as bullets rip through my body (in slow motion).

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Mar 3, 2010 07:46 PM - Rando - by googleit

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If murdered, admittedly, I always pee in pools, hot-tubs, baths and showers - so its likely that I have touched alot of you in some way or another.

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Mar 2, 2010 01:16 PM - Rando - by bbsolmy

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If murdered the whole "What happens in vegas stays in vegas" saying is a crock of shit

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Mar 2, 2010 12:27 PM - Rando - by dyno-might

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If murdered, divide my body amongst the upper tribes and the lower tribes all the way to the coastal city of Joppa.

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Feb 28, 2010 05:12 PM - Rando - by tom

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If murdered, tell my grade 11 english teacher that his hiking boots got me wet...

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Feb 28, 2010 04:23 PM - Rando - by jorjen

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If murdered, let my tombstone read "Still Burning" (hopefully there's ganja where ever I end up...)

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Feb 27, 2010 06:54 PM - Rando - by anon43

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