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- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
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If murdered, please exhume my body every year on my birthday and treat my decomposing skeletal remains as if I were still alive. This means a happy and festive party w/ pictures, opening presents, pinatas and of course rigging up some sort of blow out the candles machine...that was my favorite part

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Feb 26, 2010 09:25 AM - Rando - by Rondo

If murdered I was unable to avoid the noid

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Feb 25, 2010 08:43 PM - Rando - by wonderbread420

If murdered cheat codes don't work in the matrix

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Feb 24, 2010 09:51 PM - Rando - by wonderbread420

If murdered the superman tattoo I got yesterday does not protect against gunshot to the chest

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Feb 24, 2010 09:23 PM - Rando - by wonderbread420

If Murdered, I just want to say it was me who stole the cookie from the cookie jar. And I am not sorry.

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Feb 23, 2010 09:08 AM - Rando - by MarcusC

If murdered, turns out I WAS the only black guy at the N.A.S.C.A.R. race this weekend

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Feb 21, 2010 07:47 PM - Rando - by Flava Flav

If murdered, at least I won't die alone at home and be gnawed on by my cats. Re-usage should only go so far.

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Feb 20, 2010 01:57 AM - Rando - by Felix

If murdered, please have Tom Waits deliver my eulogy while blindingly drunk. Spike everyone's coffee with absinthe and LCD. Then let a horny buffalo loose in the reception hall.

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Feb 18, 2010 07:51 PM - Rando - by Cinder

If murdered, bury me with all my diamonds. Don't tell the poor bastard who digs 'em up that my ex showered me with cubic zirconias.

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Feb 18, 2010 07:42 PM - Rando - by Cinder

If murdered, remember Rule Number One: The Double Tap. Because I'll remember to get up, if you forget.

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Feb 18, 2010 07:31 PM - Rando - by Cinder

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