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- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
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If murdered, please find someone else to take out my 72 year old neighbor's trash every week. And shovel her driveway. And get her mail. And bring in her groceries.... actually forget it. If I die, she dies with me.

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Jan 25, 2010 07:29 AM - Rando - by peterhenderson

if murdered...I guess you really do have to pay hookers

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Jan 24, 2010 03:56 PM - Rando - by Justcloseyoureyes...

if murdered, cook my dick up and sell it at one of those corner hot dog stands...At least then I'll be inside someone for eternity

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Jan 23, 2010 08:00 PM - Rando - by Mustardwiththat

If murdered when my parents come to identify the body tuck my balls etc behind my legs and put me in a wig so my parents will know its me but are like what the fuck???

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Jan 23, 2010 07:58 PM - Rando - by Dickanyone??

If murdered, someone slipped a mentos into my diet coke.

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Jan 23, 2010 04:48 PM - Rando - by Explosion

If murdered, I want my body permanently preserved with plaster, with my right arm out and palm open, forever in a give-me-a-high-five position. Then I want to be placed right outside the entrance to Disney World, and from that point on anyone who wants to get in has to high-five my corpse.

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Jan 23, 2010 12:13 PM - Rando - by Japeth

If murdered, the revolution has finally come and I was one of the first up against the wall...

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Jan 23, 2010 10:55 AM - Rando - by enderofdragon

If murdered, give my body to an anatomy class at a university. Check their faces when they see the tattoo I have on my on my chest. It's of me being dissected by a group of med students on a gurney... Scratch that, check their underwear.

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Jan 23, 2010 12:59 AM - Rando - by rollandspyres

If murdered, have my favorite Celtic, Paul Pierce, find out The Truth.

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Jan 22, 2010 03:10 PM - Rando - by Boo

If murdered, please don't cremate me or harvest any of my organs. If there's ever a zombie-human war, I want to be there, and I don't really care which side I'm on.

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Jan 19, 2010 04:09 PM - Rando - by Alicia

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