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- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
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If murdered, I probably said the greatest one liner in the world right before and there was only one other person to hear it.

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Jan 17, 2010 01:17 AM - Rando - by Orly

If murdered, contact Jesus. He'll know what to do.

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Jan 15, 2010 06:31 PM - Rando - by Lazarus

If murdered, start a charity in my honor dedicated to getting awkward kids laid.

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Jan 15, 2010 06:29 PM - Rando - by Captcha

If murdered, pay Sylvester Stallone to sob uncontrollably at the funeral repeatedly yelling "He did his best!...He did his best..."

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Jan 15, 2010 06:19 PM - Rando - by Murdoch

if murdered, sneak me into the next Obama dinner party, take my picture with all sort of socialites, and post them on facebook.

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Jan 15, 2010 06:11 PM - Rando - by Adam W.

If murdered, the porn in the garage is not mine... neither is the porn in my nightstand... nor in the bottom drawer of my tall dresser... nor on my computer in the "Stuff" folder... nor in the basement bathroom under the towels.

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Jan 15, 2010 07:25 AM - Rando - by Pookie

If murdered, offer prizes at my funeral for best costume.

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Jan 14, 2010 07:57 PM - Rando - by Yay

If murdered, have John Stamos come to my funeral, shed a single tear, and leave without saying anything to anyone. My family will be all "Is that John Stamos?".

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Jan 14, 2010 07:54 PM - Rando - by Bad Idea

If murdered, the "coke Olympics" was a bad idea.

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Jan 14, 2010 07:48 PM - Rando - by Bad Idea

If Murdered ... Blame Canada

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Jan 13, 2010 10:26 PM - Rando - by Steez

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