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If murdered, It was my ex-husband. Don't waste money on my burial, just stick a bone up my ass and let the dog carry me off.

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Jan 13, 2010 05:25 PM - Rando - by NakedWithMoles

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If murdered, I would like to be cremated and placed in the punch at my funeral. That way I can live on through everyone else that showed up and had punch.

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Jan 13, 2010 04:12 PM - Rando - by megadeth502

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just throw me in the trash

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Jan 13, 2010 03:43 PM - Rando - by joy

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if murdered I demand that there is no eulogy just that Tony Little comes out and exercises on the Gazelle for an hour. A pure hour of silence, only sounds to be heard are the friction between Tony Little's thighs from the vicious leg thrusts.

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Jan 13, 2010 02:41 PM - Rando - by popdat

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If murdered...I swear I do have underwear without racing stripes

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Jan 13, 2010 10:05 AM - Rando - by Anonymous

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If murdered, please dress my body up in a santa suit, put me in a sleigh and attach 9 already dead reindeer. Then drop me out of an airplane .

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Jan 10, 2010 05:03 PM - Rando - by Dead Santa

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If murdered, I hope I come back as gonorrhea in the murderer. A lifetime of pissing fire is revenge enough for me.

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Jan 10, 2010 03:45 PM - Rando - by Matthew

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if murdered, i guess you found out babe. sorry it had to be your sister.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:31 PM - Rando - by jpetty

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If murdered in the next two weeks, I just want everyone to know that the book of clown porn under my bed is a funny birthday present for my brother. I'm not into clown porn.

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Jan 5, 2010 05:31 PM - Rando - by JakeDaSnake

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If murdered, I won't have to worry about if my ex boyfriend puts those naked pictures of me on the internet.

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Jan 4, 2010 10:01 AM - Rando - by LalaBaby

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