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If murdered please put my cell phone in my pocket just in case im just knocked out so i can call someone to get me out!!

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Jun 5, 2010 04:13 PM - Requests - by frostdude

If murdered, please sell my story to the original CSI. I'm obssessed, and my dad hates that show because he thinks they need to buy a lightbulb.

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May 30, 2010 10:49 AM - Requests - by bookworm527

If murdered, please don't bury me if you see golden light start to exude from my sleeves and orifices. I'm regenerating, and I don't want to be six feet under when I finish. And keep your hands off my laser screwdriver (who'd have sonic?)

#1502
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May 29, 2010 08:40 PM - Requests - by Sorcha

If murdered, please preserve my body, wire a red lightbulb into my nose, and turn me into a life-size Operation game. It takes a very steady hand!

#1501
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May 29, 2010 08:22 PM - Requests - by Sorcha

If murdered, don't cross my arms in my casket. I'm not going down a damn water slide, I'm trying to get comfortable dammit.

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May 19, 2010 06:13 AM - Requests - by not waterparking

If murdered i want life is beautiful by sixx am to play. My family is very religious and quiet(:

#1483
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May 17, 2010 11:19 AM - Requests - by it

If murdered cremate my remains, make them into a pencil, and then only use me for crosswords (despite the fact you could easily do the puzzle in pen)

#1481
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May 16, 2010 11:00 PM - Requests - by nunnie87

If murdered, take me to the orchid station and reset the island.

#1476
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May 11, 2010 07:43 PM - Requests - by John Lock

If murdered, untie me from the ceiling fan, take the gag out of my mouth and hide the porn.

#1475
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May 11, 2010 07:37 PM - Requests - by Climaxxed Out

If murdered, (while diving with sharks) i would like to be stuffed and placed in Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, thank you.

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May 10, 2010 11:40 AM - Requests - by jenn:

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