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If murdered, please find someone who deserves my facebook account and give it to them. cause I am a facebook addict, I'm not sure there's a computer up there, and I would be pissed if no one updated my facebook account.

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Apr 27, 2010 06:29 AM - I Hope - by ivanlawalata

If murdered ... could someone please notice?

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Apr 20, 2010 09:32 PM - I Hope - by RoxieLou

If murdered, throw me into a meat grinder (industrial size), turn me into sausage paste then make links out of me then feed it to children and cows

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Apr 12, 2010 02:21 AM - I Hope - by killer crazy

If murdered, make sure that each one of my former friends has a limb of their choosing chopped off and buried with me. In the event of my passing I choose at that moment to collect the extreme debt that each of them owe me.

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Apr 10, 2010 05:29 PM - I Hope - by Anonymous

If murdered, tell me who would cry, who would smile, and who wouldn't care.

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Apr 10, 2010 02:03 PM - I Hope - by thegirl

If murdered, find some one who really deserves it, and give them everything I own.

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Apr 2, 2010 08:55 PM - I Hope - by Donsgal

If murdered, someone please see to it that two miracles are attributed to me posthumously. I'd hate for the whole death-by-homicide thing to taint my canonization.

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Apr 2, 2010 01:07 AM - I Hope - by Kate

If murdered, set my testicles as earrings and give them to my ex wife! then she will see that I really do have balls

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Apr 1, 2010 08:29 PM - I Hope - by wines

If murdered make 2 funeral services without my family knowing and leave them wondering how the hell can i be in 2 places at once.

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Mar 30, 2010 09:48 AM - I Hope - by Lil Dub

If murdered please keep my farmville going. its doing really well and i would hate it going to waste.

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Mar 30, 2010 09:47 AM - I Hope - by Lil Dub

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