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If murdered, Get Scruff McGruff on the case so he can take a bite out of crime.

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Jun 3, 2010 03:59 PM - Light Messages - by Anonymous

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If murdered, change my Facebook status to "is dead" and see which of my friends hit the "like" button. They'll feel really bad when they find out it's for real this time.

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May 5, 2010 03:26 PM - Light Messages - by spidahmann

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If murdered, my safe word was "llama"

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May 4, 2010 10:42 PM - Light Messages - by nunnie87

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If murdered, you'll know its me at the seance if the psychic passes along the message, "Its all in the sauce"

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May 4, 2010 10:40 PM - Light Messages - by nunnie87

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If murdered Rick Astley better be at my funeral because I just ordered my tombstone and it says, "Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around or desert you."

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May 3, 2010 08:24 PM - Light Messages - by fishgill

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If murdered someone has to go into my closet and throw out half of my clothes. I don't want anyone to know how much clothes I really have.

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May 3, 2010 08:20 PM - Light Messages - by fishgill

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If murdered, please have Detective Bobby Goren solve the case.

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Apr 25, 2010 07:31 PM - Light Messages - by Anonymous

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If murdered, those plastic things on the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. How you use that knowledge is up to you.

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Apr 24, 2010 07:33 PM - Light Messages - by The Professor

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If murdered, fill by boots with sand and prop me up by the jukebox.

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Apr 20, 2010 07:54 PM - Light Messages - by lowkey

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If murdered i want to be cast into a wall like Han Solo and implanted under a major freeway causing havoc as people swerve to avoid me.

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Apr 14, 2010 10:09 PM - Light Messages - by Delport

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