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If murdered, take the half of my body that you can salvage and robototicize the rest. Don't forget to give me the RED lightsaber, the plane with the curved wings, and a helmet that looks like a half eaten mushroom cap.

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May 11, 2010 07:33 PM - Heavy Messages - by ivehadsexwithleia.yoda

If murdered, give me a Viking funeral (where they set fire to your body with all my precious gear and a single live female in a vehicle), but instead of a viking ship, make it a 1971 442 with my bitch ex girlfriend strapped in the passenger seat

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Apr 18, 2010 08:07 PM - Heavy Messages - by ArcKitek

If murdered, fill my coffin with plastic explosives and have my family spread rumors about how i was buried with all my jewelry and money . That way when that money grubbin' whore of an ex girlfriend tries to raid my shit I'd send that bitch straight to hell.

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Apr 18, 2010 08:04 PM - Heavy Messages - by ArcKitek

if murdered, I wand to be cremated in an open casket

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Apr 14, 2010 07:23 AM - Heavy Messages - by Dr.No.

if murdered, please tell my guild i wont be there at 8 to finish the raid. shit.

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Apr 13, 2010 11:33 AM - Heavy Messages - by d4rk3nd

If murdered, please tell my wife I faked all my orgasms.

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Apr 6, 2010 11:01 AM - Heavy Messages - by Al

If murdered, tell the kids they're not mine.

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Mar 31, 2010 10:02 AM - Heavy Messages - by AceFlamingo

If murdered please put all seasons of lost in my casket. Hopefully God has a TV and DVD player.

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Mar 29, 2010 03:00 PM - Heavy Messages - by Lil Dub

If murdered, Ryan, I really do love you. And I'm sorry that you think I'm too young (despite the fact that I will be 18 in 7 months) Sorry for kissing you in Cody's car and sorry for the morning after when we were hungover. I hope you meant everything you said.

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Mar 24, 2010 10:15 PM - Heavy Messages - by maryjane92

If murdured, please put me in an ark and put it on top of a very remote mountain. Add the usual amount animals and leave me for a thousand years. When discovered, I will be logged into the hoax disproven 200 years prior, dubbed "The Christian Movement."

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Mar 20, 2010 08:48 PM - Heavy Messages - by GypsyDream

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