Rando - If Murdered - like FML, but more like FMyDeath.

If you die, make sure you have a voice

Advanced search

Submit your message

- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
- If you want to create a running tally of your posts, sign in before you post.

Category: rando

Sort: This Week | This Month

If murdered and I do make it to heaven I want God to greet me saying, "you proved them wrong you didn't go to hell !"

#1511
0 Comments

Like (7) - Don't Like (3)

Jun 2, 2010 11:56 PM - Rando - by Ria

If Murdered, Tell my boyfriend he shouldn't be much of a pedophile anymore.

#1466
0 Comments

Like (2) - Don't Like (5)

May 5, 2010 05:34 PM - Rando - by BaileyCakes

If murdered, when my husband remarries I want a 17 year old lolita from Long Island to show up at his door and shoot his new wife in the face.

#1397
0 Comments

Like (11) - Don't Like (4)

Apr 20, 2010 11:36 AM - Rando - by minus

If murdered, someone found all my horcruxes.

#1384
0 Comments

Like (58) - Don't Like (12)

Apr 15, 2010 02:14 PM - Rando - by bookworm527

If murdered, please ship me to Hollywood with a note that says, "That's what you get when you get for killing all her favorite books."

#1382
0 Comments

Like (16) - Don't Like (9)

Apr 15, 2010 01:40 PM - Rando - by bookworm527

If murdered, put me face first in the coffin with my pants sagging put a straw sticking out of my nose and engrave on my tombstone "crack kills."

#1354
0 Comments

Like (4) - Don't Like (4)

Apr 10, 2010 05:07 PM - Rando - by ShaneAndresBradford

If murdered tell all your friends that I was the best you ever had. If you're gunna lie the first 5 times, might as well keep it up.

#1308
0 Comments

Like (3) - Don't Like (0)

Apr 3, 2010 01:43 PM - Rando - by quitter

If murdered please keep up the detagging on facebook.

#1307
0 Comments

Like (2) - Don't Like (2)

Apr 3, 2010 01:42 PM - Rando - by quitter

If murdered let it be known i wasn't acting homo, i was homo

#1306
0 Comments

Like (18) - Don't Like (6)

Apr 3, 2010 01:41 PM - Rando - by quitter

If murdered, please hang me by my throat in a third grade class room with a note on my chest that reads,"U did this to me."

#1282
0 Comments

Like (15) - Don't Like (19)

Mar 31, 2010 09:45 PM - Rando - by jonestown

[ Page : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next » ... Last ]

« Previous Page | Next Page »

Categories

Your account