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If murdered, take my body skydiving. I've always wanted to go but am too scared. Then put on my tombstone, "Loved Skydiving."

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Jan 10, 2010 10:07 AM - Requests - by Shane

If murdered, please fill me with popcorn kernels, cremate.

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Feb 17, 2010 10:01 PM - Light Messages - by Jojo

If murdered, please place my body in a tomb covered by a large boulder. I'll be alive again in three days.

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Jan 14, 2010 12:31 AM - Will - by Jesus

If murdered, start a charity in my honor dedicated to getting awkward kids laid.

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Jan 15, 2010 06:29 PM - Rando - by Captcha

If murdered, tell my children that Mommy found two other good little boys to live with who eat their vegetables.

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Jan 11, 2010 10:19 AM - Requests - by jackiepg

If murdered, put a stake through my heart and cover me in glitter.

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Feb 10, 2010 08:35 PM - I Hope - by Edward

If murdered, please dress me in a Where's Waldo costume and leave me in a candy cane factory with a note reading, "You're too late."

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Mar 4, 2010 07:37 AM - Light Messages - by BJG

If murdered, it will be on my wedding night. My fiancee and I have saved ourselves for marriage, and to be honest, I'm afraid of her. I have nightmares of her with a praying mantis body tearing my head off and eating it after we have sex the first time.

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Jan 12, 2010 09:06 AM - Who Killed Me - by jakefriedman

If murdered I'd like to be cremated and my ashes stored in a jar marked, "INSTANT HUMAN - just add water".

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Jan 22, 2010 11:10 AM - Light Messages - by adubroc1968

If murdered, I would like men to stand around me and chant "His name is Robert Paulson"

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Jan 14, 2010 12:38 AM - Heavy Messages - by Dude

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