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If murdered, please don't cremate me or harvest any of my organs. If there's ever a zombie-human war, I want to be there, and I don't really care which side I'm on.

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Jan 19, 2010 04:09 PM - Rando - by Alicia

If murdered, tell the media that I'm a white woman and that I was murdered by a black man to get national coverage. It will later be revealed that I am a black man, murdered by a white woman and the nation will have been touched. I'm on a horse.

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Mar 6, 2010 07:39 PM - Requests - by Ed

If murdered: 1) go back in time. 2) wait inside my house with a gun 15 minutes before the murder happened, in the dark. 3) when you hear that creepy sound, like someone's sneaking around, shoot! 4) turn on lights--surprise! you're the killer! 5) ignore altered time paradox.

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Feb 8, 2010 07:18 AM - Who Killed Me - by BRD

If murdered, I expect my friends to come up with some awesome fake stories to cheer up my family. Did you know he once saved a baby dolphin that washed up on shore? Remember the time he kicked Cal Ripken in the face? All the students at the school he opened in Honduras are going to miss that guy...

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Jan 9, 2010 12:48 PM - Light Messages - by kyle

If murdered, float my body out to sea on a raft with everyone I know on shore with flaming arrows. Whoever hits the raft gets all my stuff. That way, when someone hits me they'll be like "Woo-Hoo!" and then when they see me burn they'll be like, "Aw", but then when they get my stuff, "Woo-Hoo!"

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Feb 7, 2010 11:15 PM - I Hope - by mikesbigego

If murdered along with my wife, put our children in foster care before having them raised by my in-laws.

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Jan 5, 2010 08:43 PM - Requests - by AngryHubby

If murdered please have a margarita fountain at my funeral. Additionally, feel free to play survivor flip cup on my casket while listening to R. Kelly's Ignition remix.

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Jan 9, 2010 12:25 PM - Requests - by MBF

if murdered, i guess you found out babe. sorry it had to be your sister.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:31 PM - Rando - by jpetty

if murdered it was my girlfriends son... I don't blame him tho, I'd kill me too if I walked in on my mother tied up like that.

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Jan 25, 2010 10:28 AM - Who Killed Me - by drunkBobbyP

If murdered, take me to the Tree of Souls ASAP with my Avatar clone-body so I at least have a chance of becoming a Navi... God I love that movie.

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Jan 3, 2010 03:43 PM - Requests - by avatarlover

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