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If murdered, have Dakota Fanning play me in my autobiographical film. I'm an Asian Male. I'm just really curious to see if she could pull it off.

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Jan 15, 2010 06:35 PM - I Hope - by FanBoy

If murdered, bore a hole in a glacier and seal me in there smiling naked with nothing more than a Furby at my side. The future civilization that finds me in a million years will be stumped.

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Jan 21, 2010 10:17 AM - Requests - by alexfreider

If murdered, please find a way to frame Sarah Palin and / or Glenn Beck.

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Feb 16, 2010 12:25 PM - Requests - by atom

If murdered, make sure you leave a couple of my teddy bears unwashed for my dog to sleep with. He's a good boy.

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Feb 16, 2010 02:28 PM - Requests - by Cinder

If murdered feel free to set up a business charging local kids five dollars to poke my dead body with a stick.

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Jan 27, 2010 01:58 PM - Rando - by Augustus

If murdered, please adopt my dog Semour. I don't want him to sit there waiting on me. He's a brown terrier-ish, shaggy looking dog who loves Panucci's Pizza.

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Mar 7, 2010 01:42 AM - Heavy Messages - by Phillip J Fry

If murdered please have someone play Free Bird on guitar hero at my funeral. Preferably with the sound turned down low enough that everyone can hear the awkward *click click click* of the buttons being pushed. Bonus points if the person messes up, pauses and restarts the song to get a better score.

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Feb 16, 2010 08:45 AM - Requests - by MrMattWright1221

If murdered, I want to be buried in a Tuxedo shirt and nothing else. I also would want an open casket funeral, so everyone knows that I like to party. For eternity

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Jan 13, 2010 10:24 AM - Will - by mrz328

If murdered I would like the state to feed me to my murderer as his or her last meal because I was always taught that you shouldn't kill something unless you intend to eat it.

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Mar 6, 2010 09:18 PM - Light Messages - by Mork

If murdered, you should know the secret ingredient in Coca-Cola's formula is one part cumin mixed with two parts sugar. THERE! Wow, it feels really great to get that off my

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Feb 10, 2010 07:43 AM - Heavy Messages - by BRD

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