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If murdered, staple my eyes and mouth wide open in a screaming pose, bring my corpse to the aquarium, and while a 3rd grade field-trip is in front of the shark tank, toss me in.

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Jan 13, 2010 04:25 PM - Requests - by TT

If murdered, catch OJ this time.

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Feb 7, 2010 01:03 AM - Heavy Messages - by The wife

If murdered, have lady gaga use my body parts as a new crazy outfit.

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Jan 24, 2010 11:20 AM - Requests - by chrissyd

If murdered in the next few weeks, it's the guy whose parking spot I stole today. He was obviously there before me, and I snuck in last minute. As he slowly eyed my car Jason Bourne style, I noticed he was an Iraq veteran, and he also has a bumper sticker that read, "Don't get angry, get even."

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Jan 8, 2010 07:32 AM - Who Killed Me - by Fergs22

if murdered, it wasnt her fault, i forgot the safe word.

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Feb 3, 2010 11:46 AM - Heavy Messages - by B-radd

If murdered, may the Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on my soul.

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Feb 20, 2010 06:48 PM - I Hope - by Emm C

If murdered, put a webcam in my casket so I can scare the shit out of people on chat roulette.

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Mar 11, 2010 12:37 AM - Requests - by Billyguns

If murdered, do not create a facebook memorial page for me.

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Jan 15, 2010 03:04 PM - Requests - by Gappy

If murdered, please honor my cheapness by getting the most inexpensive casket available, then Bedazzle the crap out of it, though I must ask that you do not use orange.

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Feb 23, 2010 10:53 PM - Requests - by RubyBlight

if murdered, please call the police

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Jan 20, 2010 01:51 PM - Requests - by rew

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