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If murdered, please use my carcass as the Secret Ingredient on Iron Chef.

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Jan 24, 2010 08:42 PM - Light Messages - by RT

If murdered, freeze my body in carbonite until they discover a cure...for murder.

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Feb 11, 2010 08:10 AM - Requests - by JMoogs

If murdered, have John Stamos come to my funeral, shed a single tear, and leave without saying anything to anyone. My family will be all "Is that John Stamos?".

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Jan 14, 2010 07:54 PM - Rando - by Bad Idea

If murdered, hire Rick Astley to hide in the closed coffin during the funeral, and halfway through, pop out and rick roll the mourners.

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Jan 25, 2010 07:06 PM - Requests - by Neversaydie

if murdered, vote for that pickle to beat nickleback for me. fuck nickleback.

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Feb 14, 2010 12:09 PM - Heavy Messages - by whynott

If murdered...Please drop my body off at a necrophiliacs anonymous meeting. I'd like to give back to the community, one last time.

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Feb 18, 2010 10:05 PM - Requests - by Oig0il

If murdered, blame the guy who built this cool site. I'm pretty sure this is just some elaborate scheme to cover his own tracks.

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Jan 8, 2010 11:58 AM - Light Messages - by RedRum

If murdered, I do not wish for a hole to be dug. I would just like Chuck Norris to do a push-up on my casket, which everyone knows will just force the casket down.

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Jan 14, 2010 12:16 AM - Requests - by gcbball22

If I've suddenly departed this world (not on my own terms), please tell my wife that Mr. Plum didn't do it. If she found my body in the conservatory, it's all a cover up. My demise occurred in the kitchen, with the candlestick, by the infamous Mrs. Scarlett.

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Jan 14, 2010 12:32 PM - Light Messages - by mbater

if murdered, please please please dress me up as harry potter in my casket.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:38 PM - Requests - by t.ragan

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