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If murderer i want my body stuffed, standing tall, arms wide in an attack stance like a bear. I then want my family to keep me in the den, bringing me out every Halloween to frighten the asshole kids who live next door.

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Jan 14, 2010 12:17 AM - Requests - by fighton

If murdered, it was NBC and Jay Leno trying to take my time slot.

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Jan 14, 2010 01:55 PM - Who Killed Me - by Conan

if murdered, please please please dress me up as harry potter in my casket.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:38 PM - Requests - by t.ragan

If murdered, I would like my funeral to be a closed casket but don't put me in the casket. Set me up in on of the chairs facing the casket, then disguise me with sunglasses a hat and a very bright yellow shirt. Then people will walk in and say look at that douche no respect for the dead.

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Jan 24, 2010 05:11 PM - I Hope - by thatguy?

If murdered, please put me in the casket the way I actually sleep. Just underwear and one sock.

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Jan 13, 2010 08:46 PM - I Hope - by oneshot

If murdered, apparently what happens in Vegas can follow you three thousand miles home. With a pair of loaded .44s and a shit-eating grin.

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Feb 11, 2010 08:59 AM - Who Killed Me - by Cinder

If murdered, please donate assets I have to the St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.

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Feb 15, 2010 05:27 AM - Requests - by HannahL

If murdered, please find someone else to take out my 72 year old neighbor's trash every week. And shovel her driveway. And get her mail. And bring in her groceries.... actually forget it. If I die, she dies with me.

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Jan 25, 2010 07:29 AM - Rando - by peterhenderson

If murdered, apparently the immunity I worked so hard to build up against iocaine powder is not quite as strong as I thought it was...

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Feb 10, 2010 05:10 PM - Who Killed Me - by Cinder

if murdered I demand that there is no eulogy just that Tony Little comes out and exercises on the Gazelle for an hour. A pure hour of silence, only sounds to be heard are the friction between Tony Little's thighs from the vicious leg thrusts.

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Jan 13, 2010 02:41 PM - Rando - by popdat

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