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If murdered, have my body, poorly embalmed and packed with jellyfish, shipped to one of the sub-tropical regions. No reason, I just want to create an intercontinental, bureaucratic clusterfuck.

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Feb 9, 2010 09:09 PM - Rando - by Cinder

If murdered, hopefully it will happen during sex, so my friends can say that he came and went at the same time.

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Jan 29, 2010 11:43 PM - I Hope - by Anonymous

If murdered, it was the cable guy from today. He was lingering around after it was all setup talking about how he intentionally keeps his apartment dirty so he can hunt the mice with his makeshift crossbow, and I got scared. I actually went to the kitchen and palmed a knife till he left.

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Jan 4, 2010 08:03 AM - Who Killed Me - by EdYeaman

If murdered, it was Dexter Morgan. For proof, check his air conditioner.

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Jan 15, 2010 05:39 AM - Who Killed Me - by Grant

If murdered, I guess honey you found out that my "sewing club" was more like "Phil from accounting on top of me club."

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Jan 4, 2010 11:11 AM - Who Killed Me - by Joanne B. Cheating

If murdered, give my body to the "will it blend" guy on youtube. I'm pretty sure I'll blend.

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Jan 17, 2010 02:31 PM - Requests - by Smoothie

If murdered I want my headstone to read, "Resting in peace is for pussies." Then I want speakers blasting heavy metal all around my grave site 24/7

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Jan 15, 2010 12:13 AM - Requests - by Levi

If murdered, please don't use that CSI blue light on my bed...or my car...or in between rows V and W in the non-fiction section at the library.

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Jan 28, 2010 02:13 PM - Requests - by J-Hole

If murdered: Charlotte, please remove all BBC costume-dramas from my appartment, along with my vibrator, and all the empty wine bottles... and anything else that says "Tragic single girl..." (and please do your best to make it like I only had one cat. )

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Feb 18, 2010 07:56 AM - Requests - by Serina

If murdered I would like to be placed outside a house with a sign on my neck that reads, "This is what happens to intruders." And make sure it's outside of the home of a sweet old lady. i want her to be feared. R.I.P. Me

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Jan 15, 2010 12:08 AM - Requests - by Levi

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