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If murdered, please mix my ashes into my wife's chili so I can tear that ass up one last time.

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Jan 14, 2010 06:01 PM - Requests - by Luignata

If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play "Pop Goes The Weasel" over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.

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Feb 10, 2010 07:52 AM - Requests - by loverofstrife

If murdered, please dress my body up in a santa suit, put me in a sleigh and attach 9 already dead reindeer. Then drop me out of an airplane .

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Jan 10, 2010 05:03 PM - Rando - by Dead Santa

If murdered, at my funeral have my twin brother bust in through the double-doors exclaiming, "I'm alive bitches!" (tell mom beforehand)

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Jan 11, 2010 07:12 AM - Requests - by AlbertP

If murdered, I would like to be hidden in the bottom of a ball pit at Chuck E Cheese.

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Jan 13, 2010 01:18 PM - Requests - by hendi

If murdered, please wait until my death has been heavily publicized, then log into my facebook and twitter, and proclaim, "Hell is actually a lot nicer than people give it credit for."

#84
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Jan 10, 2010 06:45 PM - Light Messages - by ocsibrm

If murdered, please teach my son fencing and then legally change his name to Inigo Montoya.

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Feb 23, 2010 07:35 AM - Light Messages - by MrBride

If murdered, make sure the emergency sperm I stored at the sperm bank get freely distributed. There should be enough to form a small army to avenge my death.

#74
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Jan 10, 2010 02:30 PM - Requests - by geenefoster

If murdered, to my sister Julie, please destroy my laptop. There's enough porn on there to make me look like a very sick sick person. I'm nice and very respectful towards women Jules, you know me! That laptop shouldn't define me... Use gloves.

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Jan 6, 2010 04:28 PM - Requests - by JoJester04

If murdered, give my body to the Mythbusters so they don't have to use Buster anymore.

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Jan 11, 2010 09:09 PM - Will - by ZackLinden

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