Best Left Unsaid - If Murdered - like FML, but more like FMyDeath.

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- The Deal : A post should start with 'If murdered,' and is basically a message from you to the world in the rare event that you are in fact murdered or were to die suddenly for some reason. Don't stress about it! You're not going to die for a long long while, just post (just incase).
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If murdered, take me to the Tree of Souls ASAP with my Avatar clone-body so I at least have a chance of becoming a Navi... God I love that movie.

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Jan 3, 2010 03:43 PM - Requests - by avatarlover

If murdered, put my coffin in then ground, and instead of filling it with dirt, throw molotov cocktails of bacardi 151 at it. when my body gets nice and crispy grind up my penis and snort lines of it.

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Jan 13, 2010 10:18 AM - Requests - by scottychrist

If murdered any time soon, it will be my girlfriend of 3 years who kills me if she finds out I cheated on her with Margaret last month caught her chlamydia and passed it on to her.

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Jan 5, 2010 01:09 PM - Who Killed Me - by MiKeEeE

If murdered, I'll die a virgin. I'm 38.

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Jan 3, 2010 02:25 PM - Heavy Messages - by JCunning

if murdered, i guess you found out babe. sorry it had to be your sister.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:31 PM - Rando - by jpetty

If murdered, please place my body in a tomb covered by a large boulder. I'll be alive again in three days.

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Jan 14, 2010 12:31 AM - Will - by Jesus

If murdered, tell Steven I'm sorry but I never truly loved him...I was only having a teacher/student relationship for the thrill and got pulled into something way over my head.

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Jan 8, 2010 07:21 PM - Requests - by Rosie

If murdered, I guess honey you found out that my "sewing club" was more like "Phil from accounting on top of me club."

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Jan 4, 2010 11:11 AM - Who Killed Me - by Joanne B. Cheating

If murdered, please mix my ashes into my wife's chili so I can tear that ass up one last time.

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Jan 14, 2010 06:01 PM - Requests - by Luignata

if murdered, please please please dress me up as harry potter in my casket.

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Jan 8, 2010 05:38 PM - Requests - by t.ragan

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