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If murdered please put my cell phone in my pocket just in case im just knocked out so i can call someone to get me out!!

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Jun 5, 2010 04:13 PM - Requests - by frostdude

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If murdered, Get Scruff McGruff on the case so he can take a bite out of crime.

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Jun 3, 2010 03:59 PM - Light Messages - by Anonymous

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If murdered, please find all the dragon balls and wish me alive again.

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Jun 3, 2010 10:00 AM - Will - by lazymarshmellow

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If murdered and I do make it to heaven I want God to greet me saying, "you proved them wrong you didn't go to hell !"

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Jun 2, 2010 11:56 PM - Rando - by Ria

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If murdered, please sell my story to the original CSI. I'm obssessed, and my dad hates that show because he thinks they need to buy a lightbulb.

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May 30, 2010 10:49 AM - Requests - by bookworm527

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If murdered, please don't bury me if you see golden light start to exude from my sleeves and orifices. I'm regenerating, and I don't want to be six feet under when I finish. And keep your hands off my laser screwdriver (who'd have sonic?)

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May 29, 2010 08:40 PM - Requests - by Sorcha

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If murdered, please preserve my body, wire a red lightbulb into my nose, and turn me into a life-size Operation game. It takes a very steady hand!

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May 29, 2010 08:22 PM - Requests - by Sorcha

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If Murdered . . . it was the girlscouts; because i didnt "pay up"

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May 29, 2010 06:25 AM - Who Killed Me - by woahhkenzie

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if murdered, it was the muffin man. The muffin man? the muffin man.

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May 25, 2010 10:14 AM - Who Killed Me - by ono

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If Murdered, It was cause Lost ended and i simply cannot live without that show :'(

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May 24, 2010 05:21 PM - Who Killed Me - by Lil Dub

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