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If murdered, please cremate me in the Olympic Flame during the Opening Ceremonies in front of the entire world.

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Apr 9, 2010 08:34 AM - Requests - by Shaunyboy

If murdered, use a phoenix down.

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Apr 8, 2010 11:21 PM - Requests - by Leonhart

If murdered, I want all of my possessions to go to the first person who brings a "Get Well Soon" card to the funeral.

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Apr 8, 2010 11:11 PM - Will - by Kiki Linder

If murdered, take the Time Egg up to Death's Peak and bring me back to life. It's the only way we will ever defeat Lavos.

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Apr 8, 2010 11:04 PM - Requests - by Crono

If murdered, send my body to Hugh Laurie. It will take five or six wrong diagnoses before he gets it right, but I'll still be alive again within the hour.

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Apr 8, 2010 11:03 PM - Requests - by The Snowman

if murdered, i wish that some random famous person( i dont care who) puts me in a pool of skittles! i love skittles. they are the best kind of candy!

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Apr 8, 2010 07:42 PM - Requests - by ali

If murdered, please bury me in a hand basket.. that way I'll make sure I get to hell where I know all my friends will be. Also, in the basket please place all the makings for lemon drop martinis. Thanks.

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Apr 8, 2010 07:00 PM - Requests - by croll

If murdered...please play "highway to hell" in my funeral....and try to make me lipsync with it in my open casket

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Apr 8, 2010 07:10 AM - Requests - by Nanas

If murdered, I want my tombstone to say "Should have spent more on karate lessons."

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Apr 8, 2010 04:29 AM - Light Messages - by Bacon

If murdered.....I see dead people.

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Apr 8, 2010 03:07 AM - Light Messages - by pizzanazi

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