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If murdered, I want Hannah to have my clothes and Precious to have my makeup kit. I also want Taylor to have my homework. You know, for all of those times when I had HER homework.

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May 24, 2010 02:39 PM - Will - by Holly

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If murdered, don't cross my arms in my casket. I'm not going down a damn water slide, I'm trying to get comfortable dammit.

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May 19, 2010 06:13 AM - Requests - by not waterparking

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If murdered i want life is beautiful by sixx am to play. My family is very religious and quiet(:

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May 17, 2010 11:19 AM - Requests - by it

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If murdered cremate my remains, make them into a pencil, and then only use me for crosswords (despite the fact you could easily do the puzzle in pen)

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May 16, 2010 11:00 PM - Requests - by nunnie87

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If murdered, take me to the orchid station and reset the island.

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May 11, 2010 07:43 PM - Requests - by John Lock

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If murdered, untie me from the ceiling fan, take the gag out of my mouth and hide the porn.

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May 11, 2010 07:37 PM - Requests - by Climaxxed Out

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If murdered, take the half of my body that you can salvage and robototicize the rest. Don't forget to give me the RED lightsaber, the plane with the curved wings, and a helmet that looks like a half eaten mushroom cap.

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May 11, 2010 07:33 PM - Heavy Messages - by ivehadsexwithleia.yoda

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If murdered, (while diving with sharks) i would like to be stuffed and placed in Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, thank you.

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May 10, 2010 11:40 AM - Requests - by jenn:

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If murdered, take my body and make a beer pong table out of it. Only use on Halloween.

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May 9, 2010 03:23 AM - Requests - by J-Bone

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dress me as an angel and hang me on top of the christmas tree

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May 8, 2010 01:29 PM - Requests - by Anonymous

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