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If Murdered, Tell my boyfriend he shouldn't be much of a pedophile anymore.

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May 5, 2010 05:34 PM - Rando - by BaileyCakes

If murdered, change my Facebook status to "is dead" and see which of my friends hit the "like" button. They'll feel really bad when they find out it's for real this time.

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May 5, 2010 03:26 PM - Light Messages - by spidahmann

If murdered, it was the crazy mexicans in the older model white car. The ones knocking on a bedroom window as I type this.....

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May 5, 2010 03:00 PM - Who Killed Me - by Exiduselectric

If Murdered, Bury me with a shovel. And put “CAUTION: may come back to life” On my tombstone with an sketch of a zombie chasing and eating small children.

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May 5, 2010 12:39 PM - Requests - by Mohawk Brian

If murdered, my safe word was "llama"

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May 4, 2010 10:42 PM - Light Messages - by nunnie87

If murdered, you'll know its me at the seance if the psychic passes along the message, "Its all in the sauce"

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May 4, 2010 10:40 PM - Light Messages - by nunnie87

If murdered, rig a big spring underneath my body inside my casket. When the exit music starts to play, push the 'Eject' button and have my corpse flung out of the casket into the crowd of mourners.

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May 4, 2010 07:37 AM - Requests - by Norman

If murdered Rick Astley better be at my funeral because I just ordered my tombstone and it says, "Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around or desert you."

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May 3, 2010 08:24 PM - Light Messages - by fishgill

If murdered someone has to go into my closet and throw out half of my clothes. I don't want anyone to know how much clothes I really have.

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May 3, 2010 08:20 PM - Light Messages - by fishgill

If murdered, I don't care who actually did it, please frame my manager. She's such a bitch. Plus, she's probably been planning it, anyway.

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May 2, 2010 09:11 PM - Requests - by foogidsnot13

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